This is the thingy that Briel wanted me to do. Aside from this, I feel miserable, sad, and just... well... blah. So, here you are Briel:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Fehring Ann. O_O

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Bobby Charles

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Barjo (LOL)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Hawk

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Charles Cincinatti

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The White Water!

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Jore

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Mint Sugar (Sound like a black lady!)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Fletcher Melcombe

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Nothing Reeses (I don't use cologne)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Lily Pickwick (HAHA)